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> Merry xmas.........
Sprut_UK
post Dec 10 2004, 07:46 AM
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One particular Christmas, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his
annual trip. Alas, there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves
got sick, and the trainee elves just weren't producing the toys as fast as
the regular ones. Poor Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being
behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus announced that her mom was coming
to visit.

This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer,
he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had
jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Furthermore, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground scattering the toys everywhere.

Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot
of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves
had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration,
he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of
little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found
that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a
Lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to stick it?"

.... and thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. biggrin.gif
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