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> Proud to be British.........?
Sprut_UK
post Dec 16 2004, 08:56 AM
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Thanks to Andy at A & P Eng. for this one........

Be very proud to be British because....

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people
walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and
chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of
pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn
mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to
screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.


NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on
their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all
pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives
instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their
Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.


19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that
Christmas decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year
after cracker pulling accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic
toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new
jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last
two years after opening bottles of beer with their
teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving
out of control Scalextric cars

And finally.........In 2000 eight Brits cracked their
skull whilst throwing up into the Toilet
............................



RULE BRITANNIA !
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